retiredjesus:

*my own funeral*

me: mom can i stay in the car lol

bisexualscotty:

positive-memes:

Wholesome Super soaker inventor!

His name is Lonnie Johnson and he used to work at NASA!

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a baa-by!

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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eridone:

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wooyoungbby:

“It was snowing, the hotel was packed and I got a new coat.”

petewave:

snak

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kreuzader:

bensrichie:

me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,

my cat: